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Post by Short_Biscuit on Jan 11, 2017 7:10:35 GMT
Belmot , Short_Biscuit , Mo dupe lowo eyin mejeji. Mo interview omo yen ni osan yii. I asked specifically about partying and having people over. Based on what he said, his nephew "may" come to spend weeks with him. He even tried to twist the whole thing by saying his nephew is young and respectful bla bla bla. I decided not to give him the space because he answered some of my questions with "I have a lo of investment in Nigeria", "if you check my account in Nigeria, you will smile because I've been saving" and "I come from a royal home". I asked one question, o fun mi lesi marun. I don't get. Plus he wants to put a camera in his room/ba....na his kind go put camera inside pesin's room. One day I go just find my nude video online. Those kind of people are hard to trust. Where do these type of Nigerians come from Jesu kristi. Lol. Needless to say that those 'red flags' you just related are seriously worth considering, before im come turn to 'digbolugi' for your hand. Those people can make mouth/chest-beat for Africa. Yorubas are probably the most liberal Nigerians you'll ever come across (especially the Lagos-based ones), so for many if not most of their landlords to go as far as warning their caretakers and agents "Ma gbe ile mi fun Yibo o", then you should understand that it goes beyond money and is most likely a result of some past/unpleasant experiences.
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Post by Belmot on Jan 14, 2017 8:26:52 GMT
A Nigerian porn movie would probably still end with "To God Be The Glory"
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Post by Belmot on Jan 14, 2017 23:26:54 GMT
If he has stopped frequently praising his wife on social media.....there is a side chick somewhere he doesn't want to hurt!!! That's science!!
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Post by Belmot on Jan 15, 2017 20:32:20 GMT
FOUR SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A BAR AND A BRA. 1.They have the same alphabets. 2.They are both drinking points. 3.They both have restricted times of opening and closing. 4.They both make men go crazy when opened.
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Post by Her Highness on Jan 16, 2017 3:59:36 GMT
FOUR SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A BAR AND A BRA. 1.They have the same alphabets. 2.They are both drinking points. 3.They both have restricted times of opening and closing. 4.They both make men go crazy when opened. hmmmmm.....aiight
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Post by Belmot on Jan 22, 2017 8:03:48 GMT
Dear ladies The silence you keep when you find money in your husband's pocket during laundry, please do the same when you find condoms. Your truly husband's.
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Post by Belmot on Jan 22, 2017 9:36:16 GMT
An example of both good luck and bad luck is when a strong wind blows a girl's dress up in the presence of a boy....then the same wind blows dust into the boy's eyes at that particular moment..
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Post by Belmot on Mar 7, 2017 18:49:56 GMT
Then we have these notorious Samsung Phone users who never passed Mathematics in High School but the pattern they have on their phone will make you think Vectors was their Favorite Subject!
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